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Pelican Stuck in Tree

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I don’t know which is more stupid; the bird for getting stuck in the tree or CNN for treating it as a big news story. I mean, birds can fly so it’s not exactly stuck there, unless it impaled itself on a branch or something. Maybe got it’s foot caught, I suppose there’s a few ways this could happen, but come on CNN I’m sure there’s more interesting things to report on, right?!

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From the Mouths of Customers

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I’ve been working in retail for most of my working life, if it weren’t for being self employed during most of those years I’d have run away screaming a long time ago.

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Hey man you wanna buy a 17″ CRT monitor?
Nah, I’ve got a bunch in stock already but no one wants them, everyone wants an LCD these days.
The day everyone has one of those is the day I become president.
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walks in holding a copy of NHL 2003 for GameCube
Any way I can trade this for another game?
Not for something that old, I have those in a $5 bin and they still don’t sell
Oh, well can you give me $5 for it?
We only sell them for $5 ourselves!

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The Panty Shot

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This is one of the stupidest things to get my attention lately. Up-skirt panty shots of celebrities, typically when they’re getting out of a car. Some ‘celebrity news’ websites go on and on about how it’s such a big deal that this or that actress was so careless to expose a bit of cloth. BIG DEAL!

Take this shot of Uma Thurman getting out of a car for instance, yup, those are panties. *yawn*

Wouldn’t it just make more sense to watch some of her movies? She’s bound to be wearing underwear in at least one of them, without a pesky skirt or dress in the way you can just admire the full blown panty goodness.

The Choking Game

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Welcome! to a blog dedicated mainly to stupid people or the stupid things they do.

Our first story comes courtesy of some moronic kids who like to choke themselves to get a short high. When you cut off oxygen to the brain, you get dizzy, and apparently kids all over think this is a cool thing to do. Riiiight. Stupid idjits. Over 80 children under the age of 19 in the US alone have died since 1996 by playing this ‘game’. Many of them were alone, ‘playing’ by themselves, which to me reeks of suicide in at least some of those cases.

The possibility of this game killing you is only one of the bad side effects. Severe brain damage can also occur when the brain doesn’t get it’s oxygen. Spinal damage or neck injuries are also possible since belts and ropes around the neck are often used as the method of choking.

For the most part, parent’s are rather uneducated in this matter. I’m in my mid 30s and I had never heard of choking game before, I guess my generation (or at least the people I grew up with) weren’t such idjits. ‘No choking yourself’ has just made it onto the list of things my daughter needs to be warned about when she gets older. Actually I think I’ll just make her read this blog since by the time she can read it’ll be full of stupid shit that people shouldn’t do. =)

Turkey Boy Hunter

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It takes a special kind of idjit to kill your own kid, but that’s what just happened in Minnesota. A man had taken his 9 year old son on a turkey hunting trip that ended tragically with the boy being shot in the chest, by his father, who had mistaken him for a turkey.

I can understand that hunting accidents do happen and turkeys are large birds, but a 9 year old boy is certainly bigger than a turkey, right? What kind of idjit goes blasting wildly into the bushes at the slightest sign of movement? I just don’t understand it. Are hunters not required to wear those bright orange vests in Minnesota?

BELLE PLAINE, Minn. — The Sibley County Sheriff says that a man who accidentally shot and killed his 9-year-old son while they were hunting apparently mistook the boy for a turkey.

Sheriff Bruce Ponath says that Anthony Klaseus of Belle Plaine and his son Hunter were hunting turkey about three miles west of Belle Plaine around 6:30 p.m. Saturday when Klaseus shot his son in the chest with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Klaseus dialed 911 on his cell phone. Emergency responders pronounced the boy dead at the scene.

“He was absolutely panicked. That would be an understatement,” Ponath said. “Very distraught.”

Ponath said the shooting was an accident but that his department is continuing to investigate the circumstances.

Satay

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satay

Traveled to Singapore 9 yrs ago, to meet my then online girlfriend and I ate this meat on a skewer for almost most of my meal.  For those who have tried satay before, you know it can get addictive but for those who don’t know what I’m talking about, well, Satay is actually a malay dish.  It comes with peanut sauce and some steamed square rice called kutupat.  You bbq the chicken meat or beef or even pork meat in some charcoal BBQ  and they put some kind fragrant oil while BBQing and that’s the local dish i survived on for almost 5 weeks in Asia.  Of course, there are other dishes I liked but that’s for another day.

Welcome To Worldwide Munchies

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Worldwide Munchies is all about the every little things I eat, taste, see and find.  Been to several places in the last 10 yrs and traveled to Asia and before that Texas to find love but what I found was food.  Originally from Nova Scotia, let me share with you my food and my munchies.