Stupid Tester

Are you stupid? Do you belong on this website? I thought I did, at least a little, and it turns out I was right. I’m a little stupid, but not too much. I think the questions I got wrong were mostly the ones relating to the US.

Epic Movie

This was without a doubt one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.  I never laughed once throughout the entire thing!  Normally I like this sort of thing, Naked Gun, Hot Shots and Ace Ventura are among my favorite comedies.  Even the original Scary Movie was pretty good, but this, Epic Movie, was a steaming … [Read more…]

Idiot Shoplifter

This particular idjit I had the pleasure of seeing personally.  A guy came into the store I work at and wandered around a bit, he kept looking at the counter and we quickly got the whole ‘this guy’s going to steal’ vibe from him.  Sure enough, he bent down behind a shelf for a moment … [Read more…]

Pelican Stuck in Tree

I don’t know which is more stupid; the bird for getting stuck in the tree or CNN for treating it as a big news story. I mean, birds can fly so it’s not exactly stuck there, unless it impaled itself on a branch or something. Maybe got it’s foot caught, I suppose there’s a few … [Read more…]

Satay

Traveled to Singapore 9 yrs ago, to meet my then online girlfriend and I ate this meat on a skewer for almost most of my meal.  For those who have tried satay before, you know it can get addictive but for those who don’t know what I’m talking about, well, Satay is actually a malay … [Read more…]